My director tells me that I really should learn about this Internet thing, so here goes nothing (ha ha). 
My tech support guy, Cap, has agreed to help me along a bit at first. He says that I just have to type anything and put it in my directory and it will be on the Internet. How about that?
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Oops, he just told me about paragraphs. It seems I have to put a P in between pointy parentheses to get a new paragraph.
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So far, so good.
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Want to hear about me?  Nothing much to hear about. I have a mid-level management position, a wife, two kids, a cat, a minivan, and a four bedroom split-level house in a nice neighborhood. All pretty ordinary.
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Cap tells me that I have to learn about "links". I thought I already knew about them. In the summer, I spend every second Sunday on the links at the country club (ha ha). I only wish that handicap were low enough to brag about.
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Cap insists that links on this Web thing are important. So here is my <a href="fluffy.htm">link to Fluffy the cat</a>.