My director tells me that I really should learn about this Internet thing, so here goes nothing (ha ha). My tech support guy, Cap, has agreed to help me along a bit at first. He says that I just have to type anything and put it in my directory and it will be on the Internet. How about that?

Oops, he just told me about paragraphs. It seems I have to put a P in between pointy parentheses to get a new paragraph.

So far, so good.

Want to hear about me? Nothing much to hear about. I have a mid-level management position, a wife, two kids, a cat, a minivan, and a four bedroom split-level house in a nice neighborhood. All pretty ordinary.

Cap tells me that I have to learn about "links". I thought I already knew about them. In the summer, I spend every second Sunday on the links at the country club (ha ha). I only wish that handicap were low enough to brag about.

Cap insists that links on this Web thing are important. So here is my link to Fluffy the cat.